This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the frick?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
Animated Doctor Who meets Tim Burton
Original Illustrations by Michael Kenny
this man ran a country for 8 fucking years
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
that was a wild ride
the stories coming out of the media hotels at the sochi olympics are just 100% ridiculous
Fandom’s Reaction to the Bieber fandom threats
3/? Favourite Supernatural Tumblr Posts
holy fuck I am so ready
I am ready to fight the battle alongside the other members of the Supernatural fandom! *grabs cardboard armour and foam sword* I’m so ready!
august 31, 2013 - "take a video of yourself"
I changed hi to nugget in my mom’s phone.
imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member
we wouldn’t be singing
At least I wouldn’t